My name is Adriana Lauren Maria Marita Dedood Kerssens Lapusniak. I am unlike the other college applicants. I have an array of qualities, qualities that were never supposed to be combined, but have been. Therefore, I am a miracle of sorts. My most outstanding achievements, and anyone will agree, are my comedic successes. Every five minutes, I have made another person laugh. It is an effortless talent of mine, I share my gift without even realizing half the time...